slimetony:

I hate count dicku and his shit bike

comedianthrax:

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redlips-shakinhips:

four-toed-creed:

Conference Room Board: Meeting Themes

I had no idea that was the post I’ve been waiting for

mhazaru:
“Hsien-Ko
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mhazaru:

Hsien-Ko

wattpadfic:

someone: so what is your biggest fear?

me, thinking about those times when you’re sat at a window seat on the bus and a stranger sits beside you trapping you there and your stop is coming up but you’re on a seat that isn’t near a stop button so you’re going to have to communicate with this stranger to move while the bus is still in motion and navigate to a stop button in time without falling but you’re bad at socialization and maintaining your balance: heights

Vaya… Es posible que esta publicación incluya contenido para adultos y, por eso, la hemos ocultado.
Obtén más información.

Vaya… Es posible que esta publicación incluya contenido para adultos y, por eso, la hemos ocultado.

Obtén más información.

shitpost-senpai:

Me in 2015: You can’t trust the government bruh, they just fuck up everything. You gotta start doing shit for yourself
Leftist: You just hate obama because he’s black!

Leftist in 2017: HOLY SHIT YOU CAN NOT TRUST THE GOVERNMENT! AIN’T NOBODY GONNA HELP US!
Me:

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